How NOT To Influence Me

by Haroun Kola in July 13th 2009

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One UPDATE: I got an email from the author. He has a disability that is similar to dyslexia, so I’ll give him a pass for that part. I’m still not cheery with the cold call nature, but the typing is his thing. Sorry, author.

Wow, I got the most personalized email today from a marketer:

Hey. Were sending out incase influencer packages for our client, SoBe Lifewater. Tge packages are going to interesting people from the world of film, music, sports and digital. If you have any interest feel free to check out the link that shows past campaigns or just an email me an address and I’ll get it out to you. All the best. [link removed]

Let’s see. No personalization. Poor formatting. ~~Misspellings. Typos.~~

Yeah. I can’t wait to become an influencer.

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