It’s Friday, so I’m meme-ing.

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Stolen from Msbehavn

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

My coffee cup, although, that’s not really in, is it? Okay, a cigarette

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?

Are you serious? Are you actually seriously asking ME this question? Well. The answer is a resounded yes. Waha

Where was your default picture taken?

Er, my gravatar? Was actually taken by a friend one very late night in his office whilst fixing a server. That was a long, long time ago. My FB profile pic was taken at home, on the couch.

Who was the last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?

Cameron, Paris and Ridge. The morning kiddie run. Yes, I know a kid whose parents named her Paris. Hey, it’s better than being named Parys, right? Right?

Can you play guitar hero?

Oh yes.

Last time you walked further than a block?

This morning

How late did you stay up last night and why?

‘Til about ten.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?

Let’s just say I might be? Maybe?

Ever been kissed under fireworks?

Weirdly. No.

Do you believe ex’s can be friends?

Yes. And No. It depends on who you’re talking about.

Do you like calling or texting better?

Again. You’re asking ME this question? Text. Seriously. Have you met my cellphone bill?

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?

I don’t

When was the last time you cried really hard?

Wednesday night. But that’s a long story.

Where is your biological father right now?

In Heaven. Probably causing chaos, heh.

Where are you right now?

In my office, behind my desk.

What bed did you sleep in last night?

My own

What was the last thing someone bought for you?

Username and password panties

Who took your profile picture?

Oh right. shot my load above then. Wah. See above.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Cameron

Was yesterday better than today?

Not.

Can you live a day without TV?

Yes.

Are you mad about anything?

Mad as in crazy-in-love with? Yes. Alot of things.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

Yes.

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

Oh, easy. People disappoint me all the time. This is not about you.

Are you a bad influence?

Once, again. You’re asking ME THIS QUESTION? Someone quite close to me calls me “The Enabler”. So, yes, I am a bad influence waha

Night out or night in?

Night in, please.

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?

Depends on how I feel

What items could you not go without during the day?

Cellphone, cigarettes, Netbook

Would you share a drink with a stranger?

Um, not. They can buy their own.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

Technically, Cameron.

Do you think it’s right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?

I really don’t think piercings have any correlation towards sexual orientation.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?

No, but I used to live somewhere where there were shoes on a telephone wire. Do you know why people do that? You’d be taking them down pretty darn fast if you did…

What does the last message in your inbox say?

“New Comment On…”

How do you feel about your life right now?

It’s pretty darn cool. I mean, pretty. Sorry, Cam likes the word pretty.

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?

I can neither confirm nor deny..

Do you hate anyone?

Nah. They’re not worth it.

Do you talk dirty to people?

Only the very, very, very select. Yes, this is about you.

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?

Oh people would just love to do that…

Did you have a valentine this year?

Wah. Yes, I have had for a while now.

Last person you talked to on the phone?

My mum

Can you easily tell if someone is fake?

Yes, I have extremely accurate gaydar and fakedar…

How’s your heart?

It’s there.

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?

Yes.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?

Um. No. I’m not sure I could handle the pressure.

What song is stuck in your head?

Flavour of the week – American Hi-Fi. Mostly because, whenever I feel bleak about something, it reminds me of how far I have come in life. I am so not that girl anymore.

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?

Appropos question above, and no, I no longer want it to be you. But I do know who I want it to be.

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?

Done. Ticking that off my to-do list.

What do you have to do this week?

Conquer my inbox. About to tick that off too

Can you whistle?

Yes

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?

Stomach.

What gets in your way of your sleeping?

Kingsomnia, General life concerns, Working.

Are your eyes the same color as your mom’s or dad’s?

My mum’s

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Yes

Do you think too much or too little?

Far too much. Some days I wish I was dumb. Most days, not though

Do you smile a lot?

Yes

Who was the last missed call on your phone?

A private number. I generally don’t answer those.

Are you happy with your life?

Mostly, yes. I know I lead a lucky and blessed one, and I love it.

Can you handle the truth?

I can’t handle anything but the truth

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?

No

What was the last book you read?

Running with Scissors

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

Not even a little bit

Is there something you always wear?

Three rings.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Smoking

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

My daughter

Did you have an exciting last weekend?

It was quiet and chilled and good

Have you ever crawled through a window?

Was this meme written by someone who peeked through my diary? Yes. Numerous times.

Do you like yourself?

Yeah, I’d do me.

Are you wearing a necklace?

Not right now

Are you an emotional person?

Yes, and I’m okay with it

What’s something that can always make you feel better?

Snuggles

Will this weekend be a good one?

So not telling…

What do you want right now?

Home time.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s clothing?

Waha. Yes.

Look behind you, what do you see?

Window.

Have you ever worked in a food place?

Not for long

What would you name your future daughter?

Cameron. Oh look, I’ve done that! Efficient, me.

Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?!

So not telling…

I’m not tagging anyone. If you’re reading this – just do it.