The Truth About Star Wars and the Matrix

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The Truth About Star Wars and the Matrix

Okay, there were only 3 Star Wars movies. They start at episode 4. I don’t know what you people are all talking about with this Episode 1,2,3 crap. What? What planet are you from? Me sah have no ideasah what you talking eh.

There was only 1 Matrix movie. There are no vampires and no strange singularities. There is no spoon. There was only one Matrix movie.

##Amended##

There were only 3 Indiana Jones movies. I’d have argued two, but, ‘We named the DOG Indiana!” makes it.

There were only 2 Batman movies. (Bale. Sorry, Michael, Val, and George). **Amended 2: Okay, Batman 1 was good, but for Nicholson’s sake.**

Hmm… James Bond? Hard to say. I think that would come down to fisticuffs.

As you were.


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